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Pounding his fist in hand as he stared out the window, he bellowed to no one in particular, “Uniformity, I tell you, uniformity, that’s the ticket!!!”

Just as I had built up the nerve to respond to his rant, he turned to me, red faced and pointing at the window.

“Whose white car is that in the parking lot!”