Dear Bladder of Mine:

I must tell you, I love the control you exhibit in these latter years. I heard horror stories about how, after a certain birthday, you would betray me in the most inopportune moments, catch me far away from any privy with your harsh demands.

But, so far, you have been kind except for that one moment of which we have agreed we shall never speak of again. 😐

Yes, you have been kind and I am learning to respond to your gentle nudges before you take matters into your own hands, so to speak.

I do have one little issue  The late night urges you have are sleep interrupting challenges. I do my best to ignore you, but you are quite aggressive in forcing me to bend to your will. I have learned how to find my way to your throne room half asleep and, so far, without tripping over anything.

I suppose, as the years pass, we will never come to any place of mutual agreement. I will just be grateful that you do not act out in public!!

Yeah, grateful for that!

Still, it all depends!

#seewhatIdidthere

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